jessikast: (Authority slut)
To everyone on my flist who:
  • types fast. And knows exactly what speed it is because you occasionally do typing tests just for fun.
  • knows the alphabet inside and out, backwards and upside down (because that's how you sorted the filing! It seemed like a good idea at the time and now it's easier to just read upside down instead of losing your place in the filing cabinet.)
  • and speaking of filing cabinets, knows how to shove them with your hip when the lock isn't aligned properly inside and the drawers won't open.
  • has a Telephone Voice and knows how to use it like a weapon.
  • has felt the pride of a Job Well Done when looking at a neatly organised and well-stocked stationary cupboard.
  • can write an email, take down a phone message and flag down the courier at the same time.
  • takes minutes. And can still read them the next day.
  • can do a mail merge
  • can clear a paper jam
  • can stuff envelopes with flair
  • knows how to play multiple calendars in Outlook like a finely tuned instrument
  • knows where the files are kept....no, the other ones! In in the blue file?...You know!
  • to whom the finer points of tabs, tables and margins in Word are not a mystery. (But not Visual Basic, forms and macros, because at this point I have HIT THE WALL in my knowledge of Word and it is no longer my bitch. :-(
  • keeps the Good Stationary in their desk drawer so it doesn't disappear
  • has broken a nail, cut themselves with scissors and knows the pain of papercuts
  • has rolled their eyes at the quote of the day on the desk calendar (Think like a man of action and act like a man of thought?!?!?!)
To all of you, I say: HAPPY ADMINISTRATIVE PROFESSIONALS' DAY!!

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